VIP strip club lap dance paid for by American Expat working for Deutsche Bank.
Making and then spending a G; no saving.
Film Shoots near the Cloisters.
Friend Holidays.
JACKETS, oh the humanity.
TEE SHIRTS, OH THE HUMANITY.
PABST SHITS.
Biking enthusiasts.
Actors/acting/posers/posing.
Edgy/Hip/Cool/GREEN.
Laughing until my face and sides hurt on Halloween.
Female Gaelic Accents.
Turning down girls driving you home drunk.
Girls driving you home drunk not taking no for an answer.
Knowing a Serial First Dater.
Adobe Creative Suite Serials.
Cougar Town featuring Courtney Cox.
Terrible drunk stripper chick whose boyfriend is super chill when he comes home and finds you rolling a joint.
Seeing your female friend make out with her best friend for a while.
Worrying that your blog has been tapped.
Forgetting how to have fun because you’re missing the one night stand you had wishing its was more – for the second week in a row.
Missing a job interview for a job that is perfect, from a friend of many years, because your best friend somehow got a hold of a party bus.
STEW.
Whiskey soda confirmation.
Early morning blackberry writing after sex.
