Dealing With Drunkards

So I was at the bar last night have a couple pints with some fellas that I haven’t seen in too long and we were interrupted. The scenario involved two Guinness, a Brooklyn Lager, and two random “buy me a drink” girls. She sauntered up to us with a friend of hers and after introducing themselves went full throttle into “so you guys been skateboarding and shit? Are you waaasssttteeddd?!?!”, she obviously was. Fast forward three minutes and I’m literally in an argument about two vodka gimlets vs. a Newport – I asked for a cigarette and she hit me with a drink order. She ended up giving me the cigarette and I left to smoke it abruptly, not before asking her if she wanted to smoke a cigarette with me. My view is, if you want to have sex in the bathroom there are way more subtle ways to show someone that you’re down for that. You don’t slide in on my conversation ass wasted and then badger me for a drink. Oh, and when I came back in, my boys had moved to the bar and told me she attempted to steal my Guinness. I told her and her friend I’ll get you both drinks. “BARTENDER, CAN I HAVE TWO WATERS, THANKS”

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